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Sinéad Elizabeth, speaker of languages. idonteatsnails.blogspot.com |
Emer O’Toole wrote a tongue in cheek Q&A about her I-am-not-shaving experiment.
Here goes:
I have conducted an 18-month experiment in body hair on your behalf and will now answer the questions people most commonly proffer when confronted with my prodigious manes of untamed womanhood.
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Read Emer’s post in full and tell us - to shave or not to shave?
Anti-racism advocates:
- I only like the “good” ones. The ones that don’t try to preach about how “people of color deserve the same rights and freedoms as white people”. I mean, I like POC just as much as the next guy, but just because I think that white people are better more…
It’s Hammer Time
(Source: freakandsweet)
HEY GIRL! HOLY SHIT! LOOK HOW GREAT YOUR HAIR LOOKS! IT LOOKS SOOOOOOOO GREAT! AND THAT TOP! AND THOSE SHOES! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I LOVE IT! I LOVE THE WHOLE THING! YOU ARE GOING TO GET SO MANY FUCKING DUDES TONIGHT! BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO GOOD, AND THAT OUTFIT IS SO AMAZING! YOU ARE GOING TO BE BURIED IN DUDES! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I CAN’T EVEN TAKE IT! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
HONEY, PLEASE TALK TO HIM. HE HASN’T COME OUT OF HIS ROOM SINCE I CAUGHT HIM MASTURBATING.
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING THAT A ROOM?
UNTIL YOU GET THAT RAISE AT WORK IT’S THE CLOSEST WE’RE GOING TO GET.
OH, THIS AGAIN? SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT?
I DIDN’T MARRY YOU SO WE COULD LIVE ON THIS GOSHFORSAKEN … POST IN THE GROUND! I’M SUPPOSED TO BE IN A TREE! WITH BIG LOOSE PIECES OF BARK TO REST UNDER!
LISTEN HERE, PRINCESS, NOBODY LIVES ON A TREE ON MY SALARY, SO WHY DON’T YOU GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND OUT OF TIMMY’S LOVE LIFE AND GO GET A JOB.
THIS IS A KITCHEN NOW?
TWO CAN PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAME, BABE.
Margaret “Molly” Brown: philanthropist, women’s/human rights activist and survivor of the sinking of the RMS Titanic.
This badass had to be forced into a lifeboat by three men after she kept giving up her seat for others. Once in the lifeboat she reportedly picked up an oar and gave one of the surviving engineers her coat.
(via pangaeaandocean)
In Soviet Russia, cat pets you.
One day you’ll see what I see.
OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
SO MUCH.
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MEATLESS LENTIL BURGERS
INGREDIENTS:
HAHAHA I figured y’all might enjoy this because we get a lot of messages about “so-and-so looks so much like famous-actor” and IT REALLY IS QUITE...
COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.
The mysterious but thoughtful Japooka had this to say in reply to Step 222:
I work for a training company, and we teach a...
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The smell of my dads colon.