*Incidental disclaimer: if you are likely to be rendered uncomfortable by the mention of lady bits, man bits, the words “period”, “orgasm” or “poo”, then you should probably click the little cross in the corner of the window and read something less offensive. But thank you; by doing so, you will have proved my point very nicely.*
What’s the least sexy thing a girl has ever said to you?
Good question. Not too difficult to think of the possible answers, either. Imagining myself as a young male, I would suggest that in the midst of a sexy encounter, some of the most viciously “unsexy” conversation topics would probably have to include an in-depth account of a yeast infection, some talk of capital punishment or religion, and perhaps endless talk about how sexy your ex-boyfriend was/how much you miss him. Of the forty young men asked this question by More! magazine, only two mentioned the fact that perhaps talking about an ex could be a bit of a mood-killer. Apart from another two men who claimed that nothing was unsexy: “even toilet talk is funny”, all the rest had very strong views on what girls should not discuss if they want to be attractive to men.
Number one on the list? Go on, guess. I’ll give you a clue: it’s brown and sticky.